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  1. LAW_JK25.ZIP   550673  12/08/95  LAWYER JOKES & QUOTES - Windows V2.5. 220
  2.                                | jokes and 550 quotes give you the "Lowdown on
  3.                                | Doctors, Lawyers & Politicians." Easy to use
  4.                                | program lets you Add, Edit and Delete.
  5.                                | Written about in many NEWSPAPERS & TRADE
  6.                                | JOURNALS. With Quote-A-Day, Toolbars, Iconic
  7.                                | Subject Menu, Filters, Browser, Word Search,
  8.                                | Context Sensitive Help...Shareware. Requires
  9.                                | 2.5MB. Unzip; run SetUp.
  10. LOWELL12.ZIP   229892  08/30/95  Rev. Lowell's Treasury of Humor v1.2 <ASP> -
  11.                                | Hyper-indexed Win 3.1 collection of great
  12.                                | anecdotes, funny stories, zingy one-liners,
  13.                                | revealing quotes. Search by topic, keywords,
  14.                                | etc. Print or copy chosen items. Excellent
  15.                                | source material for speakers, writers,
  16.                                | toastmasters! Or just read page by page for
  17.                                | fun! Illustrated in color & B/W. Collected by
  18.                                | Rev. Lowell over his 30-year career as an
  19.                                | ordained minister. "Very high quality matl"
  20. NEWSPK10.ZIP    71693  07/20/95  Politically correct translator!         
  21. PWRWDS21.ZIP   280672  01/25/95  POWER WORDS contains over FIVE THOUSAND of
  22.                                | the most incisive, and humorous quotes,
  23.                                | aphorisms, witticisms and quips compressed
  24.                                | into a single program file.  Searching is
  25.                                | lightning fast because all of the entries
  26.                                | are held in memory - no time-consuming disk
  27.                                | access is necessary.  Press a key to send
  28.                                | quotes to your printer or to a text file on
  29.                                | disk.
  30. SCREAMER.ZIP    19250  11/13/94  Screamer is a joke/security program that
  31.                                | locks up your computer until you press
  32.                                | the "password" key. If anyone presses
  33.                                | any other key on your keyboard, it
  34.                                | screams for help through your computer
  35.                                | speaker.
  36. THM_100.ZIP    411336  04/04/96  The Humor Mill v1.00 <ASP> Tickle your funny
  37.                                | bone with a joke, pun, humorous story, etc.
  38.                                | Collect your own jokes or use the supplied
  39.                                | databases. Do you need a smile throughout
  40.                                | your day? Configure The Humor Mill to tell
  41.                                | you a random joke periodically. Do you have
  42.                                | to find that perfect story for a paper,
  43.                                | speech, or other gathering? Use the powerful
  44.                                | searching and sorting features to find the
  45.                                | perfect one.
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